endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrinez, via squirrelfiend)

sarcastics:

if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off

(via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

spenceromg:

why do homework when you could do me

(Source: spenceromg, via crunchier)

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

radgreymon:

*thinks about you*

*doesn’t text you*

same