Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!!
not with that attitude
why does everything close so early on sunday jesus didnt die for this
Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
*choking back tears* wanna fight
7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks